Church Jokes

Seeing as how today's Sunday, I thought I'd post a few church jokes from a book I have chocked full with them. :) Enjoy.

First a few bulletin bloopers:

*"The sermon this morning is 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' Tonight's sermon is 'Searching for Jesus.' "

*"Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I Will Not Pass This Way Again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

*"The sermon topic for tonight is 'What is Hell?' Come early and listen to the choir warm up."


Here's one about a pastor and music minister:

"There was a church where the preacher and the minister of music were not getting along. As time went by, this spirit began to spill over into the worship service.
The first week the preacher preached on commitment and how we should all dedicate ourselves to God. The music director led the song, 'I Shall Not Be Moved.'
The second week the preacher preached on tithing and how we should all gladly give to the work of the Lord. The director led the song, 'Jesus Paid It All.'
The third week the preacher preached on gossiping and how we should all watch our tongues. The music director led, 'I Love to Tell the Story.'
With all this going on, the preacher became totally disgusted over the situation, and the following Sunday told the congregation that he was considering resigning. The music director led, 'Oh, Why Not Tonight.'
As it came to pass, the preacher did resign. The next week he informed the church that it was Jesus who led him there and it was Jesus who was taking him away. The music lieader led the song,' What a Friend We Have in Jesus.' "

That's it for now. :)